1. Pretention brings out my eyes.
I know this because Generic Dude-Brah #1 in a Bro-fit told me this weekend. After I said no to joining him in a Nickelback sing-along, he called me a pretentious bitch.
Then I met equally Generic Dude-Brah #2 who told me my eyes were pretty.
Therefore, pretention brings out my eyes.
Pretention is now my favorite color.
2. I am obsessed with Regina Spektor's new album, "Far."
Update: I am pretentious.
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Sunday, August 2, 2009
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