One Time For Your Mind

Recent statements/questions/what have you's that need to be published somewhere:

(These will all be made into Them Vs. Me format)

Them: "Passover's like, a big deal for the Israelis, huh?"
Me: "Yes. Yes it is. Also for Jews everywhere."
T: "Every year, or just this year?"
M: "Every year."
T: "So what do you do for it? You eat the matzah-bread stuff, right?"
M: "Yeah. The matzah stuff. It's not bread, though. It's instead of bread."
T: "Sooo what, does it like, go on the bread? Or like, under the bread?"


T: "Israel is closed now? For big holiday?"
M: "Yes, many things are closed for Passover."
T: "And how long will Israel be closed? Will Israel be closed forever?"


T: "What does Passover have to do with Easter?"
T: "Nothing, it's for Jews."
M: "Jesus's last supper was a Passover seder."
T: "Um...are you sure? Because he was Christian I thought..."


Not all who wander may be lost, but not all who are lost should wander, maybe.