Non-Matriculation

Sometimes, it's more important to be on your way somewhere than it is to already be there.

Other times, just knowing how to get somewhere counts. 

But what matters most isn't where you are or even where you're going. 

What matters most is knowing with 100% certainty that you did not leave the stove top on while you were simultaneously getting ready for work, editing a paper, taking a quiz, and making lunch and dinner for the next four days. 

Ah, continuing education. Go matriculate yourself.