1. Pretention brings out my eyes.
I know this because Generic Dude-Brah #1 in a Bro-fit told me this weekend. After I said no to joining him in a Nickelback sing-along, he called me a pretentious bitch.
Then I met equally Generic Dude-Brah #2 who told me my eyes were pretty.
Therefore, pretention brings out my eyes.
Pretention is now my favorite color.
2. I am obsessed with Regina Spektor's new album, "Far."
Update: I am pretentious.
brah-
ReplyDeleteif you like well placed regina spektor, see "500 days of summer." it's like a way less pretentious, slightly lower concept "away we go."
I am pretentious so I liked it less.
I like regina spektor but I like Jaymay more.
love,
brohemian rhapsody
fuck buttery.
ReplyDeletei'm fucking melting over here.